En todas partes cuecen habas....

Que la necesidad de ponerlo todo en ingles en cualquier parte del mundo provoca divertidos "atropellos" al idioma es algo obvio...

No siempre (de hecho, casi nunca) las traducciones literales mantienen el sabor original y muchas veces lo pervierten...como muestra un boton...rotulos escritos en ingles en diferentes partes del mundo.
(no tengo forma de verificar si son todos ciertos, pero a raiz de ver, esta pagina que tiene cientos de fotos de carteles reales de ese estilo me lo creo a pies juntillas)...

Roma, despacho de un cirujano:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Noruega, cafeteria:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Japon, instrucciones de un aire acondicionado :
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

Hungira, zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Nairobi, restaurante:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

Autopista ribereña:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

Poster:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

Restaurante:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

Secamanos en un lavabo publico:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

Maternidad:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

Cementerio:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo, bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Bangkok,Templo :
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Bucarest, hall del Hotel:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

Moscu, Hotel (frente a un cementerio famoso:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Alemania, Selva negra:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Rodas, sastreria:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Hong Kong, Dentista:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

Copenhage, Aerolinea :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

Tokyo, hotel:
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

Mallorca, tienda:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.